BOOT
UP IN POLKA TIME
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Would you
like your PC computer to boot up in Polka
Time
instead of those pretentious sounds designed to impress cowardly lions
in computer stores? If so, you have pushed the right button.
Here's how:
1. Save
a Polka wav. sound to a file. I have included a few on this
page for you to down load.
2. If
you're not sure how to do this, here's how:
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Right click
on your desk top.
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Click New Folder.
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Name this folder,
Music.
Actually, create another new folder, name it, Pictures. This way,
you'll be ready if you want to Email A Polka.
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Put the two folders
side by side on your desktop. Now,
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Go to the underlined
happy, snappy songs at the bottom of this page and click one of them.
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It will play.
If you like it, right click on it. A menu will appear.
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Click Save
Link As. Another menu will appear.
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Click the tab
to the right of the Save In cell at the top of the menu. Another
menu appears.
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Scroll up to Desktop
and click it. Another menu appears.
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Click on the Music
folder. There's your wav. Polka.
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Click it to make
sure it works.
Now, you're ready
to load the wav. sound into your computer.
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Click the Start
button.
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Click Settings
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Click Control
Panel
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Click Sounds
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Click Start
Windows
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Click Browse
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Click Desktop
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Click the Music
folder
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Click the Polka
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Click O.K.
Shut down your
computer and Boot
up in Polka time, forever more.
Now, here
are those happy,
snappy wav.
sounds that will make your computer sound civilized:
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A
Polka (For dancing with fun guys, like Stanley)
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A
Waltz (For dancing with cuties, like Karissa)
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A
March (For dancing with people who think the Polka is a March,
slowly
and stately)
You may
give this page to a friend.
The procedure
for other computer platforms that use Windows is similar to PC.
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